Tuesday, September 25, 2012

d100 Supplies

Sometimes you and your fellow redshirts are on an extended away mission, and you need a teleported case of supplies.  In exchange for one cubic meter of local valuables collected by the long range teleporter system, the ship then sends you one cubic meter of supplies.

Typically this will be just what you need for the current adventure, such as glow sticks, synthetic fur clothing, laser pistol recharges, dried rations, trade goods, the lovely new ensign from  the medbay etc, but sometimes the teleporter computer gets a bit.. confused.  It is after all a 3000 year old relic that was drifting alone in space for the majority of that time, and it apparently wrote over its request parser about 2999 years ago, after it ran out of blog posting space.  Now when it hears "20L water", only the dice know what it hears and returns...

d100 supplies returned by semi-crazed computers:

d100 Roll Results in:
001 antibiotics
002 anti-tank blaster
003 ball bearings, fine
004 batteries, large
005 batteries, small
006 beads
007 Books, cooking
008 Books, data system management
009 Books, encyclopedia Imperica
010 Books, history (local sector)
011 Books, political
012 Books, religious
013 Books, romance novels
014 Bricks, fired clay
015 Bricks, painted gold
016 business cards
017 Canned hams
018 Carpets
019 Clothing, adverse weather
020 Clothing, fashionable
021 Clothing, men's
022 Clothing, women's
023 Computer, pocket
024 Computer, Portable
025 Earthworms
026 EMP generator, portable
027 Entertainment vids, "adult"
028 Entertainment vids, action
029 Entertainment vids, children's
030 Fish sticks, frozen
031 Fish, alive
032 fishing equipment
033 Flashlights
034 Foldable boat
035 Fruitcake
036 glass work
037 glasses, reading
038 Gold coins
039 guide dogs, alive
040 guide dogs, robotic
041 Imperial credits, plastic
042 Imperial legal documents
043 Jetpack
044 knives, dull
045 knives, sharp
046 knives, vibro
047 Lard
048 limbs, amputated
049 limbs, replacement
050 machine gun
051 Meat, raw
052 Medical supplies
053 Multi sided dice
054 Networking gear
055 Office supplies
056 Pack Mule, alive
057 Pack robot
058 Pens and Paper
059 personal effects, crew
060 personal effects, officers
061 pistols, black powder
062 pistols, laser
063 pistols, slug throwing
064 Pots and Pans
065 prophylactics, assorted
066 Psyker wards
067 Rabbits, live, caged
068 Rad suit
069 Radio, Intra-stellar
070 Radio, pocket
071 Radio, portable
072 Rain ponchos
073 Rations, canned
074 Rations, infected
075 Rations, spoiled
076 rifles, black powder
077 rifles, blaster
078 rifles, bolt action
079 rifles, laser
080 rifles, slug throwing
081 Rope
082 Rubber Balls
083 Shirts, Team Building Exercise '99 
084 silverware
085 slug thrower ammunition
086 squid, alive
087 Swords, relics
088 telescope
089 Tent
090 Tools, electrical
091 Tools, mechanical
092 Tools, woodworking
093 Vac suit
094 water, bottled
095 water, frozen
096 water, sewage
097 wood carving tools
098 wood carvings
099 wood kindling
100 Fusion reactor, portable
[post inspired by Rather Gamey's Redshirts post]

1 comment:

Arkhein said...

Quite awesome! Consider it stolen.

- Ark