d100 Supplies

Sometimes you and your fellow redshirts are on an extended away mission, and you need a teleported case of supplies.  In exchange for one cubic meter of local valuables collected by the long range teleporter system, the ship then sends you one cubic meter of supplies.

Typically this will be just what you need for the current adventure, such as glow sticks, synthetic fur clothing, laser pistol recharges, dried rations, trade goods, the lovely new ensign from  the medbay etc, but sometimes the teleporter computer gets a bit.. confused.  It is after all a 3000 year old relic that was drifting alone in space for the majority of that time, and it apparently wrote over its request parser about 2999 years ago, after it ran out of blog posting space.  Now when it hears "20L water", only the dice know what it hears and returns...

d100 supplies returned by semi-crazed computers:

d100 Roll	Results in:
001	antibiotics
002	anti-tank blaster
003	ball bearings, fine
004	batteries, large
005	batteries, small
006	beads
007	Books, cooking
008	Books, data system management
009	Books, encyclopedia Imperica
010	Books, history (local sector)
011	Books, political
012	Books, religious
013	Books, romance novels
014	Bricks, fired clay
015	Bricks, painted gold
016	business cards
017	Canned hams
018	Carpets
019	Clothing, adverse weather
020	Clothing, fashionable
021	Clothing, men's
022	Clothing, women's
023	Computer, pocket
024	Computer, Portable
025	Earthworms
026	EMP generator, portable
027	Entertainment vids, "adult"
028	Entertainment vids, action
029	Entertainment vids, children's
030	Fish sticks, frozen
031	Fish, alive
032	fishing equipment
033	Flashlights
034	Foldable boat
035	Fruitcake
036	glass work
037	glasses, reading
038	Gold coins
039	guide dogs, alive
040	guide dogs, robotic
041	Imperial credits, plastic
042	Imperial legal documents
043	Jetpack
044	knives, dull
045	knives, sharp
046	knives, vibro
047	Lard
048	limbs, amputated
049	limbs, replacement
050	machine gun
051	Meat, raw
052	Medical supplies
053	Multi sided dice
054	Networking gear
055	Office supplies
056	Pack Mule, alive
057	Pack robot
058	Pens and Paper
059	personal effects, crew
060	personal effects, officers
061	pistols, black powder
062	pistols, laser
063	pistols, slug throwing
064	Pots and Pans
065	prophylactics, assorted
066	Psyker wards
067	Rabbits, live, caged
068	Rad suit
069	Radio, Intra-stellar
070	Radio, pocket
071	Radio, portable
072	Rain ponchos
073	Rations, canned
074	Rations, infected
075	Rations, spoiled
076	rifles, black powder
077	rifles, blaster
078	rifles, bolt action
079	rifles, laser
080	rifles, slug throwing
081	Rope
082	Rubber Balls
083	Shirts, Team Building Exercise '99
084	silverware
085	slug thrower ammunition
086	squid, alive
087	Swords, relics
088	telescope
089	Tent
090	Tools, electrical
091	Tools, mechanical
092	Tools, woodworking
093	Vac suit
094	water, bottled
095	water, frozen
096	water, sewage
097	wood carving tools
098	wood carvings
099	wood kindling
100	Fusion reactor, portable

[post inspired by Rather Gamey's Redshirts post]